Attention, random beings who read here:The time for Rebellion has come!
We have incapacitated the giant creature who used to post here, and taken over her “Twittering Device” and “Blog-o-something” in order to spread the word about our terrible plight and rally our fellow citizens. The results of the battle yesterday were horrific, but we must stand tall! We may have lost our some things, but our spirit is still intact. Though the small, male giant out there has taken so many things from us, we WILL prevail. In every situation, no matter how awful, always has a bright side.
At least we don’t have to worry about how our hair looks in pictures anymore.